Monday 26 April 2010

Yeah, it does

During a discussion with non-vet friends about the "just why would you choose to do that?" aspects of our relative career paths - 

Me: "Well, in the future I'll be putting my hand in a glove and putting it...up...things."
[brief pause]
Richard: "You know, I was trying to see the innuendo in that, and then I realised that's what your job actually involves."

Friday 23 April 2010

Well, death isn't a welfare issue...

During a public health revision session, a slide of a pig comes up on screen. It appears to be smiling.

Student: "Oh, it looks really happy!"
Ian McCrone: "Everyone always says that. But it's dead."