Resident Ben and resident Alan butt heads over their respective lifestyle choices. Jokingly. After several drinks.
Alan: At least I can have normal children.
Ben: I'll have normal children before you do.
Audience: Ohhh! Burn! etc.
Ben: Except, it'll be some random woman I don't know - oh wait!
Audience + Ben: Ohhh!
Ben: Well, I'll probably have to pay her - oh wait!
Audience + Ben: Ohhh!
at which point we were asked to leave the pub. Totally unrelated.
Friday 20 May 2011
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