Topic number one

Excerpt from email discussing what topics to present on the Soft Tissue Surgery rotation:

Caroline:
"At the moment I'm thinking of talking about the various methods of tube cystostomy, and when this is a good alternative to catheterisation - ie. the different ways and means of taking the piss."

Nicholsonisms

"That dog's going to be smoking on its tube as it wakes up!"
Pro-tip reminding us to keep an ET tube in for as long as possible after performing surgery on a brachycephalic dog.

"Greg can be your vice."
Plates and screws practical - when applying dynamic compression to the fake bones, they couldn't be held still with a vice.

"My goodness, I was nearly inhaled!"
After I yawned...