"If I run late, the best bits are at the end. I'm sorry, that's the way life is"
"Some records are like Harry Potter - mostly fiction."
A few people looked confused, trying to work out which parts of Harry Potter aren't fiction.
"Goodness me! I would hate to think what's going on in a boar's prepuce for half the year"
Not sure about anyone else, but I'd hate to think what's going on in there at any time.
"I can assure you that profound sunburn is a severe deterrent for active sex."
"It's a bit of a disadvantage to your breeding history if you're dead."
"What you can't fix with bailer's twine... probably isn't worth fixing at all."
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