I can assure you, that is a completely different procedure

"Yes, [dog name] is here to be spaded."

Name withheld, for reasons of personal safety...

Commenting on the difference between one new, amiable equine clinician and her less-agreeable senior:

"At what point do you go from being human to being an equine vet?"

Lovely lady lumps?

Liz: "I miss seeing my bumps..."


(Referring to the rowing version of bumps, but hilarious out of context)

That's gotta chafe...

"Do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is cycling with no underpants on?"

(Overheard near the footpath to Granchester)