That's one way to get the food in.

After consulting a bird expert re: an injured buzzard...

Receptionist:
"We need to feed it by putting a tube in through its... coccyx... or oesophagus... or something."

No, but lots of things have manes.

There had been some interest in a Vet Record case report about a maned wolf. After a lengthy discussion of what a maned wolf looks like, Liz takes the magazine...

Liz (looking at a completely different page): "Ooh, it looks like a donkey."

Lecturer quotes #1 - Jilly

"If your parrot loves you, it'll try to feed you, and if you don't open your mouth, it'll put it in your ear."

"Your parrot's a wanker, I'm sorry."