Social Norms

Karmen: "I'd slap more peoples' asses if it was socially acceptable."

Re-reading those pig notes was worthwhile after all

G. Pearce: "I never go anywhere without my melon baller."

I found this gem in the pig dermatology notes. I only vaguely remember that this was about sampling pigs' ears for mange but it's funnier out of context.

Forget Microsoft...

"You look like Ronnie Corbett's younger brother!" - Karmen to a smartly (if a little hipsterly) dressed Andrew.

"I think not. This is "Punk Office"" - Andrew in riposte.

Hard to swallow

Equine clinician: "Have you had anything hard that's too big to swallow in your mouth? It's quite uncomfortable. If you don't have warm water, you can just nibble on the end"

Advice on pre-warming plastic nasogastric stomach tubes before attempting to intubate a horse.